Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Status update - Price
Marco: “Your status updates sound like your boyfriend wrote them.” Intelligent and insightful criticism, Marco, thank you. However a more popular topic of conversation within the gchat world today seems to be “Who the fuck is Marco?”
Status update - Price
My first CD’s were given to me by my sister. They were Nirvana, Counting Crows, and Hootie. Pretty cool, right? Well she also gave me Melissa Etheridge, who unbeknownst to a ten-year-old was a noted lesbian and Lilith Fair participant. Now imagine mini-Price playing air guitar to “Come to my Window.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Status update - Price
How did Fruit by the Foot and Bubble Tape come to be? Were moms complaining they would have to put a dozen fruit roll-ups in their kids’ lunches just to satisfy them? I’m pretty sure my parents weren’t thrilled with me chewing the equivalent of my body height in sugary gum, either.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Status update - Price
It's disconcerting that a blanket with two holes cut in it just topped $40 million in sales. I wonder if dressing like a French monk circa 1750 will catch on like sagging pants or acid wash jeans? -- http://adage.com/article?article_id=134080
Status update - Price
I have Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" stuck in my head. I feel like I should be soaked in Polo Sport cologne and "slow dancing" with a girl with braces... eying the girl I actually wanted to dance with who is too close to that other dude. I'll have to get on AIM later to figure out if they're serious or not.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Status update - Price
Yes! it's verbatim day!!! We get to read all the comments from the people called and mailed [client's name redacted] to complain about our spots. "I hate this ad because the guy annoys me. Please stop running it." --hahahaha, too bad. "Your commercial is misleading and mean." --apparently from an elementary school kid.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Monday, January 5, 2009
Status update - Price
New Year's Resolutions? 2009 is going to be big for P-Man. I'm going to take part ownership in the Clearly Canadian sparkling water co. and bring it back to prominence in convenience stores nationwide, I plan to successfully make a grilled cheese without assistance, I'm going to switch to boxers, and I'd like to get to second base with a girl just to see what the fuss is all about.
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